Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Lucky Bastard

Well Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are engaged and I lost out on my chance. Sad day for me.

Honestly, I don't get what she sees in him, he's a bad role player on a real bad team. I'm a pretty key player at my job that I have. I mean what does he have that I don't, sure I have a gf that would be pretty mad if she read this, but I'm younger than him by 19 days, I share an apartment with roommates, I have less than one of his paychecks in my bank account, I co-run a blog thats mildly successful, I'm also an athlete, I just blew out my arm playing baseball and may need Tommy John, there is nothing more athletic than that and I'm skinnier than him, plus I don't kinda look asian like he does. I just don't get it.

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