Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Boston Voted Worst Dressed City

This is obviously another case of the rest of the countries jealousy towards good old Boston.

Now a days it seems like everyone goes after Beantown with every irrelevant poll, but it's ok, if you don't like our salmon colored polos, boat shoes, hoodies representing all the colleges I resent, mesh shorts, Red Sox hat, Championship T-Shirt for whoever just won, American Eagle, Abercrombie look you can go back to wherever the fuck you came from. Because at the end of the day it's all about comfort ladies and gentleman.

I'd rather my city not know what Ed Hardy is than fucking rock that douche bag jersey shore bullshit. We are a simple folk here in Boston, and if it's not broke don't fix it. We don't rely so much on fashion here because we don't want our clothes to take away from how incredibly good looking we all are. I mean fuck, there should be marble statues created of everyone ever born in Boston if you ask me.

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