Beltran Too Pricey For Sox

I don't get the hub bub surrounding The Mole. He's good, and people are crowning him the best offensive trading peace on the market, but I just don't think there is much difference between him and Josh Reddick. Reddick has been playing out of his mind recently and will eventually slow down. But Beltran won't be that much of a factor to get us over the hump.

The Mets are asking for one of our elite prospects for Beltran. Which probably means Inglesies, Kalish, Reddick, Lavernwhatever or Raunado, so I agree with the Red Sox for bowing out of the sweepstakes.

Plus like I have been saying, I don't want that Mole on my team.

....this is a stupid fucking post, I hate Carlos Beltran and his mole is gross.

I DO NOT WANT CARLOS BELTRAN ANYMORE

HOLY MOLEY!

I entertained the idea of Carlos Beltran on the Sox. I thought he would be a good addition but check that fucking mole out, it's disgusting. I would not want to have to pretend that thing wasn't taking up 70% of his face. It's gross, I will gladly put up with JD Drew and D Mac than have to deal with that.

I don't know about you guys but a couple things in life freak me out, ketchup, the feel of nylons and fucking big disgusting moles. I bet it has little hairs coming out of it too.... Why doesn't he just remove that shit, I'm sure it can't be healthy.

Fuck, how did I not notice that before.