Monday, June 20, 2011

Whoever Thought This Weekends Tournament Was Exciting/ Fun To Watch Is An Asshole

I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news but the US Open sucked. Anyone who says they enjoyed this 22 year old hobbit win the tournament by a billion shots wire to wire is an asshole and a liar. There was nothing fun about what happened this weekend, it was just Rory McIlroy whooping everyones ass.

I try to get into watching golf, I do, and maybe it's because I don't play it so I don't understand the enjoyment of it. At the same time I drive a car and I hate NASCAR, so I guess that goes against that argument. But there was only one good tournament I have ever watched and that was the Tiger vs Rocco Mediate extra course one. Other than that, I would pretty much want to watch anything else.

I don't know what it is about this McIroy kid either, but I hate his face. His face is as unlikeable as John Lackey's. I don't care for him, I don't root for him, and I hope he goes away. The only cool thing about him is the fact Shane McMahon (Vince McMahon's son from the WWF) is representing him.

In conclusion, the US Open blew donkey balls, and I don't care about golf until Tiger comes back, or at least an American that doesn't look like a scumbag turdburger.

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